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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

When I Grow Up...

This was submitted as part of a career day homework:



Here's the reply the teacher received the following day:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

10 commented:

ROFLMAO!! Stunner this was well-needed comic relief!!

classic!
that is too funny for words

Hilarious, just what I needed

Heehee, My poor namesake probably had a sleepless night!

That was very funny! Had me laughing so hard. kids are full of imaginations and then some.

I have just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the hottest virtual strippers on my taskbar.