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Friday, October 13, 2006

Little Old Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thing through the bushes, I say: "$20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

That's a laugh for the weekend, hope you all enjoy the weekend...I'll be working unfortunately. I was going to vent, but I'll save that for Monday, right now I just want to laugh.

11 commented:

Took me a minute, but ah got it. Pickles, human pickles in de other bag:)

LOL!

Sounds like her last name mussi Bobbit to rass Stunner!

These old women yu si. She probably was trying to get some of her very own!!

God bless lil old ladies.
Have a good weekend.

Hehe, that's funny Stunner. Have a great weekend.

Never doubt old ladies as those unfortunate ones found out.lol

Yeah, that was a good one. Hope you have a good day, star.

Okay Stunner J. That was pretty funny man. But now it's Monday again. Okay... lay it on us... the vent..

Glad you'll enjoyed the likkle old lady joke.

Seems you might be right Dr. D, she is old enough to be her grandmother. lol!

Luke Cage check out the new post, as you requested.