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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Black Magic

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket.
After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighborsapproached in a group to ask these questions:
Are you not afraid? ...Concerned? ...Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said... "Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

Seems I have writers block! I just don't know what to blog about today so I decided to just post joke I got from one of my coworkers.

13 commented:

I guess it not too bad Stunner! ;-)

haha i loved that! more please mr stunna

It did the trick, because I was popping up!!! LOL.

Lol. Another reason not to get married.

lol,am sure he can overcome that

Good one....very funny!

~Smooches~

LMAO!!!! that was some funny ish!

Pretty good, Stunner. Nothing wrong with bussing a joke or two...

I heard a story once about this guy who said that when he died he wanted to be buried face down....and the words "To all my critics....you can kiss my ass" etched into his tombstone.

Funny and freaky all at the same time

Hail up Stunner...good to go