The Maid asked for a raise:
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!
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4 commented:
lol she get ketch..
madam just needs to have some dirt on master then the maid goose cook.
De gardener prob'ly soon want a raise to -- since him soh presumptuous.
haha that was funny
Good one! :)
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