Oh No Quiznos!!!

So you have changed your ads Quiznos! I noticed that Quiznos has changed their ads and are now focused on stimulating your appetite with mouthwatering meaty sandwiches, with that fresh out of the oven steam. They have even been enticing the low calorie eaters with their fresh chicken salads. Oh I have seen them, being rotated on the television almost on every cable station. But sorry Quiznos, with all the new advertising and smooth words you can't get this picture out of my mind!

What the hell were they thinking! How the hell would I eat one of these Quiznos meaty sandwiches with the picture of these creatures in my mind? What the hell are those creatures? Mutated rodents from Mars? I can't help to to wonder if that's what they put in their sandwiches. Oh no, your new ads will not work on me, you have permanently scarred my appetite! Traumatized my stomach!

Every time I see the new Quiznos ads or even hear the name Quiznos, this is what comes to my mind, click here! Quiznos anyone?

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The Camel Ride

A new Project Manager was assigned to a new power build in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind the mess tent. He asked the Construction Manager why the camel is kept there. "Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 950 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have .m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The new Project Manager said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the new Project Manager started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the Construction Manager to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the new Project Manager stood on it, and had wild,insane sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the Construction Manager, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the Construction Manager replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

Enjoy the weekend!

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Father's Day Madness, Dutty Whine and More...

On Sunday most of us celebrated Father's Day in some way or the other, whether we treated fathers to something special or if you were a father you were pampered on that day. But I scrolled through today's gleaner and stumbled on a very disturbing headline out of Trinidad, "Dad poisons kids, kills himself on father's Day"! What the hell! That's no way to celebrate Father's Day. Of all the days for a "father" to do such a ghastly act! This crazy and demented man (yeah I know they basically means the same, but I have to emphasize how crazy this guy is) gave his poor children, one 6 and the other 7, poison to drink and then decided to drink it himself. Why didn't he just kill himself if he had relationship problems? There are some really sick persons in this world! Now the 6 year old girl is dead and the boy is battling for life in the hospital. What happened to fatherly love?

Happy Exam Results
On a much happier note, I logged on to the University's site to check my grades, and much to my relief, the have posted the results. Well, not the actual grades, but whether we passed or failed the course. An I passed both of the courses I did exams for! YIPEEEE!!! I am hoping I get at least B- for the subjects, I would really love any A, A-, A, A+, gimmie anyone! But even if I don't get it, I wont feel too bad cause I passed! They have not posted the Seminar results as yet, but I'm not worried about that course, because I feel I did well.

Dutty Whine My Girl Dutty Whine!
The new dance craze here in Jamaica, The Dutty Whine, seems to be the favorite among many young women in the clubs and at the dances. It's not just the dance that is a crowd favorite, the song too has sunk roots into the pleasure zone. It is so popular that almost every phone rings with the Dutty Whine song! This dance has some serious whining, these girls whine as if their waits were set on spring and rubber, ass bouncing all over the place! That's not all, their is some serious head movement with this dance, as the women violently swing their head in a form of circle. I tried to get some clips to show you. I got a very nice one of just the lower body movement, I know my fellow male bloggers will love this... I love it! Go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6Wyrv4nn8&search=whine. I was not able to get any clips with the real head movement, but this might give you an idea, it's a bit more violent than this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUlcPSPQGZg&search=duttywhine. Note you may need broadband to really enjoy the Dutty experience. You can visit You Tube for more, just search for Dutty Whine or Dutty Wine.

New Post on 'N Shape
There is a new post on my fitness blog, 'N Shape. I am continuing with my series on diet fads. This week I am featuring The South Beach Diet. So you can check that out at 'N Shape.

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The New Toyota Cowrolla!!!

Oh What a Feeling... Cowrolla !!!

Spacious, all-terrain, ultimate tanning machine, with six horse, errh, six cow power drive train...

Just a little something for my weekend bloggers. Enjoy your weekend everyone!

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Portland Flora

As promised, here are the rest of the photos I took in my parent yard in Portland. I just went wild with the camera and started to take photos of almost all the flowers in the yard.

I can't remember the name of this flower.

Pink Roses

Peach Hibiscus

I love this shot. I can't remember the name of this flower either.

I hope you enjoyed the photos. If you know the name of the flowers let me know. Enjoy your day.

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Guess Who Went to Portland!

Once again I have been negligent a bit, but as usual it's not my fault! Blogger was giving trouble again last week Thursday and then I went to petulant for a few days. I am currently on vacation, since last week Tuesday. Don't rejoice for me or envy me just yet, it ends today, well tonight actually as I will be returning to work on the grave yard shift tonight.

Nothing much has been happening with the Stunner these days, just trying to take things easy. As I said before Blogger was $@#@&@%* itself, and caused me much frustration as I was unable to read your blogs because the page was taking forever to load and then when I finally got to read a post I could not comment. S that got me very @@$*#^#$!* frustrated and so I went to do something else. Don't fret though, I plan to read your blogs tonight.

The Portland run quiet ok! I didn't get to go to the beach as it rained every morning and by midday I had no vibes to head to the beach and furthermore I didn't have much company. But I did get to spend some quality time with my parent, Daddy and Mommy Stunner. They were happy to see me especially since I had not been over there in several months. And of cure Mommy Stunner fixed me up with my favorite meal, Mommy Stunner's Pot Roast Pork! Hmm, hmm, hmm, it was soooo good, I even still have some left over in my fridge for dinner tonight. She even gave me the quiet a few of the wonderful and juicy, succulent Julie mango that I love so much! Daddy Stunner was not to be left out as he packed me up with some green and ripe bananas as well as several large plantains from his gully (Portland word for hillside) farm.

Don't feel bad that I got all those goodies and you didn't get anything from Portland, because I carried back a likkle sup'm sup'm for you. I took some pictures of the beautiful flowers at my parents home, to share with you all. Here are a few of the shots.

I call this "The Glory And The Faded"

Well it seems dutty !%$@*&^* Blogger is only allowing me to post one of the photos in this post, don't worry you will get to see the rest in my next post.

That's my weekend in a nut shell. How was your weekend?

P.S. I have a new post on my other blog, In Shape, make sure you check it out!

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Meet Julie

I have been blogging for some time now, and I feel I have become somewhat close to you guys. So I have decided to share a piece of my very personal life with you guys.

I really can't remember my first encounter with Julie, it has been such a long time that I have known her. We have been more than friends for almost all my life. Julie has a unique shape, that nice semi-oval figure that distinguishes her from the others. Her rosy red cheeks, not as bright as the others, but just perfect, not too bright and not too dull. Believe me, I have had others, so many other ones, but none of the gives me the satisfaction that Julie can provide. No other has that unique shape, that skin colour or that unique fragrance. Only Julie can make me that blissful, heavenly feeling.

You can small her sweet fragrance from a mile away, no matter where she is that fragrance arouses every one of my senses and gets me so exited of the prospect of indulging in an almost sinful pleasure. Just one look at Julie and I can't resist...those curves, that radiant brightness of her skin when she is more than ready to be devoured, the thought of how she feels in my hands when I caress her beautiful skin. Yes that smooth skin, sometimes spotless or sometimes a hint of beauty spots caused by the time she spends in the sun perfecting her tan, but smooth an silky nevertheless.

I just can't wait to undress Julie, remove all that external clothing and indulge in the pleasures of her tender, juicy body. Oh the thought of tasting her sweetness and devouring her like there is no tomorrow, feeling her inside my body as we become one, one body. I can't control myself any longer, the thought of her permeates my entire body, down to my stomach. I hunger for you sweet, sweet Julie. I must have you now!

Meet Julie,

Have you ever had a Julie mango? It's the best mango ever! What did you thing I was talking about?

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In Shape

I have been reading quiet a few blogs and have noticed that some of the bloggers have embarked on or have already been trying to get their bodies in shape. I too am a part of that throng of persons who are trying to get themselves into better shape, both for looks and for health.

I have altered my diet and started working for some time now. Well on and off. But I am much more focused now and have been working out regularly and watching what, and how much I eat. Gots to get that summer body now and for ever.

With my fitness goal in mind I have been investigating the whole subject of getting in shape and have been reading about diets and workout programmes as well as supplements, including mass gaining and fat burning supplements. I have decided to share some of the things that I have read and tried with you all as well as tell you about my personal opinions on certain diets and workouts. So I have decided to make a sister blog to share all of this with you. The blog is called In Shape and the URL is http://nshape.blogspot.com. I will be posting once a week for now, depending on how popular the blog gets. Hopefully you will find it interesting and will benefit from the information on the blog.

What are you still doing here? Go check it out!

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2006 Hurricane Season Begins!

Today marks the beginning of another dreaded hurricane season, the 2006 Atlantic Hurricane Season. Last hurricane season was the most active hurricane season recorded in history with some of the most devastating hurricanes in history, with Katrina heading the list. The images of the last season still haunting us, and now we are at the dawn of another season.


The predictions are in, and from all indications it seems we will not be getting any relief this season. According to the NOAA, they are expecting:

• 13-16 named storms
• 8-10 hurricanes

The names of these prospective systems have already been released. You can check out the names here.

So I guess it's that time again for us to start saving up some "hurricane money" to buy provisions for another rough season.

I think there might be 18 storms and 8 hurricanes, what are your predictions and are you ready for this season?

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