Hey everyone, Just wanted to share a foward that I received in my mail. Here it goes:
It has an average range of 8 inches long.
Its functions are enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little, hairy, things at one end and a small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willing, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will, almost surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well, lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of it from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready, yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I???????
As you may have already guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your very own...
...TOOTHBRUSH!!!!! What were you thinking?! You PERVERT!
Have a great weekend all.
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5 weeks ago
5 commented:
Hands up all who were thinking unclean thoughts:)
I actually thought toothbrush...
guessed toothbrush but it was pretty well done if your mind had other thoughts going on
Toothbrush was my first guess ;)
All of you who said toothbrush, you know you are lieing ;)
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